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▸ Vol. 1 · The Catalog ◂

MERCH

Heavy cotton, honest graphics, zero pretense. Shirts for people who tip their bartender and rate the bar on the way out.

Three tees · 100% cotton · $29.99 each · Ships when it ships

Beak Wet Black Wash — the feature drop
DROP 01

▸ Inaugural Capsule ◂

THE FIRST
CRAWL

This is the one that started it. Storm-soaked penguins, ice-cold tallboys, and the most honest excuse ever printed on cotton: "Sorry I'm late — I was getting my beak wet." Bootleg-vintage on a washed black tee, the way the corner-bar gods intended.

Three tees in the first crawl — the Beak Wet, the Morty Malorty, and the Olden Style crest. 100% cotton, printed big, made in small runs. When they're gone, they're gone.

LIVE NOW · $29.99

Questions? DM @divebarboyz

▸ The Wax Pack ◂

THE CATALOG

Every piece numbered. Hover or tap Flip to see the back. Collect 'em all.

Beak Wet Black Wash tee — front: storm penguins with tallboys, 'Sorry I'm late I was getting my beak wet' Beak Wet Black Wash tee — back: Divebar Boyz upper-back hit
NEW
DROP $29.99

No. 01 · TEE · BLACK WASH

BEAK WET BLACK WASH

Storm-soaked penguins, ice-cold tallboys, one honest excuse. "Sorry I'm late — I was getting my beak wet."

S M L XL 2XL
The specs ▾
  • 100% cotton · 6.8 oz/yd² (230 g/m²) · washed, thin hand-feel
  • Unisex · drop-shoulder · loose regular fit · crew neck
  • Machine wash cold (30°C), gentle · tumble dry low · don't iron the print
  • Item RT0078 · slight batch variation is part of the wash
COP NOW$29.99
Morty Malorty tee — front: Morty mascot, 'Cheap Beer Strong Shots Good Times, Chicago' Morty Malorty tee — back
$29.99

No. 02 · TEE · CREAM

MORTY MALORTY TEE

Our patron saint of the corner stool. Cheap beer, strong shots, good times — straight outta Chicago.

S M L XL 2XL
The specs ▾
  • 100% cotton · 6.8 oz/yd² (230 g/m²) · washed, thin hand-feel
  • Unisex · drop-shoulder · loose regular fit · crew neck
  • Machine wash cold (30°C), gentle · tumble dry low · don't iron the print
  • Item RT0078 · slight batch variation is part of the wash
COP NOW$29.99
Olden Style tee — front: old-english DBB chest hit Olden Style tee — back: 'Chicago's Beer · Dive Bar Boyz · Since 2025' beer-shield crest
SHIELD
CREST $29.99

No. 03 · TEE · CHARCOAL · CROP

OLDEN STYLE TEE

Old-english on the chest, the Boyz crest on the back: "Chicago's Beer · Dive Bar Boyz · Since 2025." Heavyweight, boxy crop.

S M L XL 2XL
The specs ▾
  • 100% cotton · 7.5 oz/yd² (255 g/m²) · heavyweight, structured
  • Unisex · drop-shoulder · loose cropped fit · crew neck
  • Machine wash cold (30°C), gentle · tumble dry low · don't iron the print
  • Item RT0071 · slight batch variation is part of the craft
COP NOW$29.99
Support Local Koozie — front: Morty mascot on an orange koozie Support Local Koozie — back: 'Support Local' graffiti script
DRINK
LOCAL $5

No. 04 · KOOZIE

SUPPORT LOCAL KOOZIE

Cold beer, local bars, good people. Keep your drink cold while showing love to the neighborhood spots that keep dive-bar culture alive.

The specs ▾
  • Fits most cans & bottles · lightweight & collapsible
  • Made for bar crawls, tailgates & backyard hangs
  • Color: Orange · designed by Dive Bar Boyz
  • Support local. Drink local. Keep dive bars alive.
COP NOW$5.00
Hot Girlz tank — front: red script 'hot girlz love dive bars' Hot Girlz tank — back: Morty mascot bottle hit
HOT
GIRLZ $23.99

No. 05 · TANK · WHITE · CROP

HOT GIRLZ TANK

Red script up front, Morty riding solo on the back. "Hot girlz love dive bars" — for warm nights and cold drafts.

S M L XL
The specs ▾
  • 93.2% cotton / 6.8% spandex · 6.9 oz/yd² (235 g/m²) · thin, washed hand-feel
  • Women's · crop · bodycon fit · round neck · sleeveless
  • Machine wash cold (30°C), gentle · tumble dry low · don't iron the print
  • Item RU0092 · slight batch variation is part of the wash
COP NOW$23.99

▸ How It Fits ◂

SIZING

Loose, drop-shoulder, true to a relaxed fit — the Boyz size down if they want it slimmer. The Olden Style runs cropped and boxy. Between sizes? Stay true for the oversized look.

TEES · S – 2XL · UNISEX

The tees run S through 2XL, unisex, with a relaxed drop-shoulder cut. Detailed chest/length measurements drop alongside the Shopify size charts — DM @divebarboyz if you want a number before you cop.

HOT GIRLZ TANK · S – XL · WOMEN'S CROP

The Hot Girlz tank runs S through XL, women's, a fitted bodycon crop in a cotton-spandex blend — closer to the body than the tees. Size up if you want a little more room.

▸ Built To Last ◂

CARE

· Cotton 100% cotton, every piece. The Beak Wet & Morty run a washed 6.8 oz; the Olden Style is a heavier 7.5 oz with more structure. Thin enough for a Chicago summer, honest enough to last.

· Cut Unisex, drop-shoulder, loose fit, round crew neck. The Olden Style sits cropped and boxy; the others wear regular-loose. Print runs big — 40×52cm across the chest and back.

· Wash Machine wash cold — 30°C, gentle cycle. No bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron low and steer clear of the print. No dry clean. Treat 'em like the dive bar shirts they are.

· Worn-in Minor batch-to-batch variation in fabric, dye and wash is part of small-run apparel — no two are stamped identical. That's not a flaw, that's character.

▸ The Process ◂

HOW TO COP

Pick it, cop it, rep it. Secure checkout, shipped to your door.

  1. 01

    PICK YOUR GEAR

    Three tees — Beak Wet, Morty Malorty, Olden Style — grab your size (S–2XL), $29.99 each. Plus the Support Local Koozie, $5.

  2. 02

    CHECK OUT SECURE

    Hit cop and check out through our shop — card, Shop Pay, Apple Pay and Google Pay all welcome. Quick, safe, done.

  3. 03

    SHIPS WHEN IT SHIPS

    Limited runs — when they're gone, they're gone. Orders go out in a few days. Tracking lands in your inbox.

  4. 04

    REP IT

    Tag @divebarboyz when you wear it at a dive we haven't graded yet. Send us the spot. Best tags get reposted.

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